Grumpy ol' Witch rant

Five something this morning, in the pouring rain and lightening, the dawg decides he has to take his little ass outside to poop! So not only am I dragged from bed, but then, after he comes in, soppin' wet, he gets on MY bed!! I was too tired to argue so now my bed is damp and stinks of wet dawg. *Stumbles off grumbling*